Buzz Machine
If you have no life and half a minute with nothing scheduled in your GTD lists, head on over to The Caffeine Database and figure out how righteously buzzed you is, man. "Dude, I shouldn't like even be a solid, I am so wired on joe..." Incidentally, can you really be "buzzed" on 2 large black teas and a grande decaf Americano? I ask you.