Bovo-porco Vegetarians.
In the comments at Step away from the tofu burger at Pandagon:
Jill: You’re not a vegetarian!
Jane: I’m a bi-vegetarian!
Jill: What? That doesn’t exist! It’s not possible!
Jane: I’m an emotional vegetarian, Jill. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films.
Jill: You could never finish your greens and you could suck a whole pig through a straw.
Jane: I’m not exclusively vegetarian Jill, if that’s what you’re trying to say. Vegetarianism for me is about saying yes to things…even meat.
Jane: I’m a bi-vegetarian!
Jill: What? That doesn’t exist! It’s not possible!
Jane: I’m an emotional vegetarian, Jill. I know a lot of vegetarians and we tend to like the same films.
Jill: You could never finish your greens and you could suck a whole pig through a straw.
Jane: I’m not exclusively vegetarian Jill, if that’s what you’re trying to say. Vegetarianism for me is about saying yes to things…even meat.