Tonstant Bwogger Fwowed Up
From the Middlebrow 2.0 department:
Eight (kottke.org)
As an eight year-old, kottke.org will be starting the third grade this year and tackling such subjects as fractions, cursive writing, the 50 states, photosynthesis, and the Dewey Decimal System. It will also be taking the bus for the first time and is quite excited about that.
This might have overjumped twee so far that it landed in cunnin'.