Because they didn't name him "Jake HasBeen."
Cory Doctorow: Penn and Teller's Penn Jillette has named his new baby daughter "Moxie CrimeFighter." With an incap on the "F" in CrimeFighter. This man is my hero.
It would have been so much better if they had named Cory "Pompous ShortAttentionSpan." With the incap. As it is, I hope his "hero" is also having "Torture Me" tattooed on his newborn daughter's forehead. It'll save everyone a lot of time and trouble in future. Folks, it's a child, not another way for you to dick around demonstrating how totally k00l you are.