Oh, what the hell
1. What shampoo do you use? Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap. That's it.
2. Do you use conditioner? What kind? No. See #1.
3. When was the last time you got your hair cut? Last Saturday.
4. What styling products do you use? Is a comb a styling product?
5. What's your worst hair-related experience? When my soon-to-be-mother-in-law was chasing me with a pair of scissors at my wedding, attempting to cut off my halfway-down-my-back ponytail.