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Torture

There is an air-conditioning vent by the entrance to my office grotto.

Said vent begins emitting noise every 10 mins that sounds like a car transmission in the end stages of a terminal illness.

This noise lasts for 9 minutes.

This noise is intensely annoying.

This noise makes me wish for the usual NYC cacophony of trucks in reverse and blaring horns.

I hate the air-conditioning vent by the entrance to my office grotto.

Comments

hey, my car sounds like your vent, maybe they should meet

well, as long as they don't live next to my office.